Zero unemployment, if you please

Thank you!

Bloomberg is one of my favorite news dailies on the global scale. Believe it or not, I have never visited their website but based on what I have sourced from my own local daily, it seems to be a site well worth spending time on. Well, just as soon as I get a steady stream of monthly income going again. Having been officially off the job market map for the last couple of years, I remain, to all intents and purposes, unemployed. The reason for this has more to do with me personally than the economic climate over the last few years, particularly since the last global markets financial crisis back in 2008.